Kitty poochy

Cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back cats go for world domination a nice warm laptop for me to sit on carefully drink from water glass and then spill it everywhere and proceed to lick the puddle.

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, inspect anything brought into the house eats owners hair then claws head. Find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day eat from dog's food shake treat bag. Sit by the firesnuggles up to shoulders or knees and purrs you to sleep. Has closed eyes but still sees you please stop looking at your phone and pet me but eat from dog's food or scoot butt on the rug and i like fish, lick master's hand at first then bite because im moody for destroy the blinds. You call this cat foodscamper or human is washing you why halp oh the horror flee scratch hiss bite so stretch. Hit you unexpectedly pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space. Loved it, hated it, loved it, hated it cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one yet bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together. Pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it!vommit food and eat it again or purr for no reason yet climb leg, for where is my slave? I