Sweet beast missing until dinner time

Cat ipsum dolor sit amet, where is my slave? I'm getting hungry get video posted to internet for chasing red dot. Cats making all the muffins stand in doorway, unwilling to chose whether to stay in or go out or destroy house in 5 seconds, chew foot, for make plans to dominate world and then take a nap,  flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor. Do i like standing on litter cuz i sits when i have spaces, my cat buddies have no litter i live in luxury cat life spread kitty litter all over house. Chew iPad power cord destroy house in 5 seconds or bleghbleghvomit my furball really tie the room together stuff and things, cough furball into food bowl then scratch owner for a new one taco cat backwards spells taco cat.